Today is the day to get some Fat Ass!
These wines are available for shipping in the State of Texas and at both locations for pick up.
The law requires you be 21 years of age or older to place an order for wine. There also must be someone 21 years of age or older present to sign for wine upon delivery. Anyone over the age of 21 within the state of Texas can order Fat Ass Wine.
Our available wines along with prices are listed below.
Please don’t hesitate to call (830)644-2300 if you have have any issues placing your order online.
We ship in 4, 6, and 12 packs. Our available wines are listed below.
6 bottles - $35.00
12 bottles - $35.00
Available Wines - prices shown are for each bottle
How does a tropical vacation sound? That is exactly what your mouth gets with each sip of our “staycation” wine. Melon, kiwi, pear, and a hint of mango will take you to that happy place.
Who says California wine is better than Texas wine? Round up your taste buds and see if you don’t agree that all Texas Grape wine will have you 2-steppin’ for joy!
The Texas Hill Country is known for its delicious peaches. And Fat Ass Ranch & Winery is known for setting the standard for peach wine. Let the aroma and fresh peach taste take you back to the roadside peach stand.
Merlot – There’s nothing pretentious about this wine. We searched all over to find the perfect grapes for our Merlot. Its unique flavor profile and smoothness, make it a customer favorite.
Ohhh Grandma’s kitchen and that freshly baked apple pie aroma! That is exactly what we recreated with this wine. Entertain your taste buds with hints of apples, cinnamon, brown sugar, caramel, and even the crust.
Reminiscent of the days gone by, The Beatles, and strawberry wine, was the inspiration for this timeless wine. Using our Award-winning white wine base and infusing it with natural strawberry makes it multi-platinum.
There’s no need to fuss about the heat when all you need to do is open a cold bottle of our Texas Watermelon wine. So fresh you’ll think you’re in the patch.
What in the world were we thinking? Whatever it was - it sure turned out great! Not too sweet with just the right amount of heat.
Every day is like Valentine’s Day with a kiss of sweetness and a hint of chocolate. Makes any day seem like a holiday!
We are proud to say, it’s 100% Texan! First sip is sweet but not syrupy. The next sip is a total surprise, as it takes on a drier profile. We compare it to Texas Hospitality – different and oh-so refreshing!
Dry Red – Don’t let its simple name fool you. This complex wine packs a lot of Fruit up front, as a result of the perfect blend of Merlot, Syrah, and Cab Franc grapes.
Our first estate wine sure turned out well! This Black Spanish Rose is special to us as we planted, pruned, and picked it ourselves. It is loved by dry and sweet drinkers alike.
Aged in oak barrels, this complex wine is a lot like the quiet girl in high school is now. Full-bodied, rich, and sophisticated!
Special for the Season this wine has just the right amount of cranberry to add Cheer to any occasion. It is perfect for the holidays!
Finally - you can actually open a CAN of WHUUP ASS on someone! This perfect blend of dry and sweet has led to a delicious red wine in an easy to pack can.
Talk about a party for your palate! Our prickly pear canned wine is earthy, has a hint of sweet, and finishes with the just right amount of jalapeno heat!